It's broken... life according to Colin.

The following story may not be appropriate for readers of all ages, but it is the kind of story that I will want to remember forever and probably tell to Colin's girlfriend right before prom or something as equally as embarrassing.

The other night right before Colin was off to bed, he was sitting on the toilet going the bathroom. After he finished peeing, he was closely examining the hole that his urine came out of. It was almost as if he had just discovered it was there.

As he got off the potty, he "grabbed" his stuff - in a very man kind of way and said as he headed off to his room, "I gotta get a new one of these.... it's broken!!"

I guess since it had a hole in it.... must be broken. So funny!